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Nenek Hebat

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Seorang nenek yang menyebrang jalan hampir ketabrak pengendara sepeda motor. Pengendara : Dengan nada marah, “nenek bego,,,!!! nyebrang jalan gak liat-lihat,,,!!! nenek : nenek pun sewot, ” kamu itu yang bego,,,!!!nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena,,

Categories: Cerita Lucu (Humor)

Customer Aneh

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Dialog via telepon antara antara customer vs KFC : Customer : Halloo,,, KFC : Selamat pagi, dengan KFC,,ada yang bisa dibantu? mau pesan apa? Customer : Ayam da mas? KFC : Masik pak, kebetulan masih banyak,, Customer : Mau bicara sebentar bisa? KFC : Waduh,,,

Categories: Cerita Lucu (Humor)

Susahnya Mencari Jodoh

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Percakapan antara Saefudin dengan Pak Ustadz tentang Susahnya mencari Jodoh Udin : Pak ustadz, kenapa ya saya susah sekali mendapatkan jodoh? smpai sekarang saya belum menemukan jodoh saya ustadz ustadz : Perempuan seperti apa yang jadi idaman kamu din? Udin : Saya menginginkan seorang gadis yang putih,cantik,tinggi,pintar,penyabar,penyayang dan mencintai saya sepenuh hati pak ustadz Ustadz  [ Read More ]

Categories: Cerita Lucu (Humor)

Bejo Naik Bus Tingkat

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Ketika menaiki bus tingkat, dengan wajah suka cita Bejo langsung naik bus bagian atas. Selang 1 menit Bejo terlihat turun dengan tergesa-gesa dan wajahnya pucat. Dia langsung duduk dikursi yang masih kosong sambil mengelus dada. Seorang penumpang yang duduk disamping bejo penasaran dan bertanya,, Penumpang : Bapak takut ketinggian ya? Bejo : Masih dengan wajah  [ Read More ]

Categories: Cerita Lucu (Humor)

Prompts Married

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“And among the signs of his power to you own life partner of your kind that you get peace of mind and used his love of you, in fact such a sign of his greatness for people who think” (Ar-Rum: 21 ) http://blog.umy.ac.id/rafiqridho/files/2012/11/NIKAH.jpg God created humans in pairs, that is contained in the letter of  [ Read More ]

Categories: Agama Islam

prophets and angels hope

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Some explanation of some of the expectations of the Prophet and the angels: 1. Described in a hadith that the angels wished to God to be placed in heaven. 2. He also explained in another hadith that the Prophet Muhammad hoped to God to be placed in paradise 3. Prophet Ibrahim was hoping to Allahagar  [ Read More ]

Categories: Agama Islam

http://blog.umy.ac.id/rafiqridho/files/2012/11/ayah-150×120.jpg http://blog.umy.ac.id/rafiqridho/files/2012/11/ayah-2-150×120.jpg It is interesting when experts view the analysis that suggests that the two great powers will rise again on this earth. Two forces is Islam and China. Once again the power that is Islm and China. This analysis also suggested by Andrie Wongso and Herman Kartajaya various occasions. Analysis of the resurrection is  [ Read More ]

Categories: Agama Islam

Exampel wealth

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Difficult denied and denied that the example was from A to Z are rich people. It is a historical fact. 1. Has the Prophet Muhammad was poor? Never but only briefly. The real, he longer richer than poor. http://blog.umy.ac.id/rafiqridho/files/2012/11/kaya.jpg proven: a. Prophet Muhammad as a trader since the age of 12 years and a businessman  [ Read More ]

Categories: Agama Islam

This story was made just for fun and just sheer entertainment needs alone, without the slightest intention to satirize and so on,,, One day there was someone who had deformed mouth “chipped” to ride public transportation, just call him “Badarudin”. Having been to the destination Baharudin immediately spoke to public transportation helper “left-bang” with the  [ Read More ]

Categories: Cerita Lucu (Humor)

Orang Sumbing Naik Angkot

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Cerita ini bibuat hanya iseng belaka dan hanya kebutuhan hiburan saja, tanpa ada sedikit kesengajaan untuk menyindir dan sebagainya,,, Suatu Hari ada seseorang yang mengalami cacat mulut “SUMBING” naik angkot, sebut saja dirinya “Badarudin”. Karena sudah sampai tujuan Baharudin pun segera berbicara pada kernet angkot “kiri bang” dengan bahasa baharudin “kiwi bang”. Baharudin : Bang-bang,  [ Read More ]

Categories: Cerita Lucu (Humor)

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